by K.M. Zahrt
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If you’re looking for Taco Bell breakfast, it’s no surprise you might also be on a tight budget. We can help determine which items are worth your money: “Taco Bell Breakfast: An In-depth Investigation.”
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You are looking for spoilers? Do you have a Mad Men exam you’re trying to cheat on? Do your homework. Here’s why you should watch the final season.
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Ambitious, are we? I like it. Maybe this can help: “Review: ‘How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia’ by Mohsin Hamid (2013).”
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We didn’t hold a Christmas tree contest last year. Maybe we will, if demand calls for it. But we did have a Dickens-themed Christmas story contest. Hope that helps!
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Are you also looking for qualities of a good proofreader? Try these articles: “Are you a good reader? Take Nabokov’s quiz” and “Nabokov, part 2: The Answers and the Grand Experiment.”
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Why don’t you test it out for yourself with some good, old-fashioned scientific experiments? There’s an outdoor laboratory in Muskegon.
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We have a Brandon James Anderson of Flint. He lives at– Wait, are you a stalker? Maybe you’re looking for someone else.
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We’re still working on that. Join us each week as we discover more.
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I understand you didn’t want to ask someone in person about this. You’d prefer to search the Internet for yourself in the quiet privacy at your own desk. Fortunately, we have just the thing you’re looking for.
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Congratulations to you and Jeff Rice!