19 Funny Search Terms That Found Michiganders Post

by K.M. Zahrt

1) how much are taco bell cinnamon balls

If you’re looking for Taco Bell breakfast, it’s no surprise you might also be on a tight budget. We can help determine which items are worth your money: “Taco Bell Breakfast: An In-depth Investigation.”

2) mad men final season spoilers

You are looking for spoilers? Do you have a Mad Men exam you’re trying to cheat on? Do your homework. Here’s why you should watch the final season.

3) no civilization we think worth studying, or whose relics we think worth visiting, existed.

We can’t help you, if what you’re looking for doesn’t exist.

4) how to get filthy rich

Ambitious, are we? I like it. Maybe this can help: “Review: ‘How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia’ by Mohsin Hamid (2013).

5) equilateral sentence

There are a lot of sentences in the book Equilateral by Ken Kalfus, which earned top billing on this list of books read in 2013.

6) congratulations for christmas tree contest winner

We didn’t hold a Christmas tree contest last year. Maybe we will, if demand calls for it. But we did have a Dickens-themed Christmas story contest. Hope that helps!


A family of green-cheeked conures. (Photo: Wikipedia)

7) green faced conure flint mich

I ran the same search in Google and couldn’t come up with anything good either. I did find this nice picture of green birds though (right). Did you by any chance mean to search for Congressman John Conyers, Jr. (D-MI)? There’s some interesting stuff on him, just not on our site.

8) bare root grand blanc michigan

I think what you’re looking for is called The Grafted Root Eatery. I understand. I can’t think when I’m hungry either.

9) lake michigan freeze over

Caveman, I’ve been looking for you! Lake Michigan did, in fact, freeze over. How did you survive the winter or the rest of the Cenozoic Era, for that matter? I’m impressed.

10) i survived the 2014 michigan winter

That’s not so much a search as it is a statement of fact. I like it. We have some success stories as well: “How to Survive a Michigan Winter” and “Michiganders vs. Winter Storm Hercules.”

11) can you get a hunting license to hunt unicorns in michigan

Yes, actually. Believe it or not, we can help you with that. For more information, visit “Unicorns: The Most Dangerous Game.”

12) what are d qualities of a good reader

Are you also looking for qualities of a good proofreader? Try these articles: “Are you a good reader? Take Nabokov’s quiz” and “Nabokov, part 2: The Answers and the Grand Experiment.”

13) do heavier lugers go faster

Why don’t you test it out for yourself with some good, old-fashioned scientific experiments? There’s an outdoor laboratory in Muskegon.

14) easy book submissions

Use this “tried and true formula.” It’s only 20 easy steps.

15) “brandon anderson” detroit

We have a Brandon James Anderson of Flint. He lives at– Wait, are you a stalker? Maybe you’re looking for someone else.

16) explaining michiganders

We’re still working on that. Join us each week as we discover more.

17) think like a man where to purchase book in lansing michigan

Hey, misogynist, you can think like a woman and find books in Lansing too. My wife does it all the time.

18) introversion in action

I understand you didn’t want to ask someone in person about this. You’d prefer to search the Internet for yourself in the quiet privacy at your own desk. Fortunately, we have just the thing you’re looking for.

19) i have had bigger by jeff rice

Congratulations to you and Jeff Rice!


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